i had a dream last night… i was being chased around The Snuggery by someone who wanted to stab me with a scissors that only had one blade. i called the police get help. they were asking me all sorts of questions and then at the end they said “thanks, this will appear in next month’s issue of Vogue” and then i realized they were just interviewing me and they weren’t going to save me. then i woke up.